Beep, Beep, Beep, This Is Not A Test

Harford is coming to us Monday for a doubleheader which really is a test but more so REAL critical. We Must Protect Our House! Harford was the only team to exceed our win total of 34 last year by one win. Furthermore, Monday is our annual dinner with spouses/significant others and since our most gracious sponsor, Mr. Bosley, will be in attendance we should be in the best spirits. To accomplish all this, bed check Sunday will occur at 10 p.m. and as a reminder-----NO intimate relations on the eve of the game, gameday and most importantly during the game. A special exception exists for one friend if divine intervention occurs and his prayer is answered. ALSO----"It Is White Shirt Day"!!!