Harford Game Wednesday Strategy

Given CC Blue's depleted staff, I have devised a formula for success which I have named "Statute Of Liberty" (SOL), (pardon the mixed metaphor and mixed sports reference).  As Blue's manager struggles with who plays where, given our eight absentees, I propose the following lineup:  Start Our Linguistic (SOL) thespian (aka Tinker) on the mound to execute his Don Larsen impersonation while throwing to our anchored barrister (aka) R'Nealius (boot and all).  If Tinker (SOL)  pulls off his  1956 Larson impersonation it won't matter who plays where and he'll even be R'Nealius' designated runner when the Joint Deteriorated (JD) R'Nealius bats. Let's have fun tomorrow and enjoy our camaraderie!