SAD DAY GAME

SAD: Sad Acting Display today! .... DAY: The Derogatory Antagonistic Yammer of Silver caused their forfeiture! GAME: Their Gainsayer was Admonished for his Mordancy prior to his Ejection from the stadium. Enough said of this dismal competition today! Blue was game ready coming out hitting until the disgusting events of game one. Evers, intuitively, knew to attempt to settle Blue prior to the second game's start but to no avail. Gentlemen, our morose and anemic performance was perhaps due to our civility and sensibilities having been shaken but take solace in the fact we did not stoop to our opponents level! Al: I placed a "C" note on you if it would have come to fisticuffs after you advised their base runner to duck (I would have wagered a Grand had Oscar been closer!). Ivory's infield practice, post game Monday, paid off as he fielded well at third today even honing going to his knees skill. To Hank: Way to Squash and Pepper them today; hope you enjoy and the onions don't cause you to cry (thanks for the dinner invite tonight!)! To Umpire Miller: Kudos for standing your ground when not only being intimidated but also threatened (guess they don't know you as the great outdoors man and former linebacker that you were). Finally, I am deviating from my normal routine of waiting and re-reading my epistle prior to posting for sake of lucidity as I am rankled: It is RUMBLE TIME on the parking lot behind Ameche's drive-in in Bowie at 9 p.m. tonight!!!!!!!!!! Bring your brass and chains, (and Chance, whatever you New Yorkers utilize---maybe a cement mixer?)! (Sorry Jim, Evers, Jr. et al, as turning the other cheek eludes me presently); such is my adolescent and sophomoric mentality which rubbed off from Bowie Silver today! I will be on hiatus next week so I wish to extend my best wishes for successful game outcomes. As a post script, ole 6.9 called to echo the sentiments of this post (for whatever that is worth); but seriously, anyone who did not take offense to the vulgar display of gamesmanship today displayed by our opponent should be embarrassed. (An excerpt from J.D. Salinger (Catcher In The Rye): "But while I was sitting down, I saw something that drove me crazy. Somebody had written F**K Y*u on the wall, it drove me damn crazy. I thought how the others would see it and what it meant, and then finally some dirty kid (Bowie Silver) would tell them and how they'd all think about it and even worry about it for a couple of days. I kept wanting to kill whoever had written it").