Coach Mel (Evers)

I wish to report the results of Chance and Tinker's visit to brainstorm with Evers this afternoon. We found Mel in the good hands of a young Physical Therapist upon arrival to CHC as he was chasing her down the hallway. Her subsequent report was that Mel was surprisingly fast and flexible for his age. Once Mel settled back into his room we were updated with the extent of his examinations (X-rays, CAT scans, MRI,
Carotid testing etc.) which all gave favorable results. Chance and I then realized our visit for brain-storming was for naught as Mel recited that the CAT scan of his head revealed nothing. Nonetheless we stayed to visit while he enjoyed his Lobster Thermador lunch. Evers did mention something about his methodology in setting up the batting order in direct relationship to the order by which he was visited by the team. Guess Jr. is leading off again and Chance & I will follow. Still time for you to bat cleanup this year Neal! In offering my reassurance to Mel that CHC has some outstanding doctors, his response was one of his favorite lines: "Do you know farmer Brown?, he was outstanding in his field". On that note, I knew Mel was fine! Let's keep Mel in our prayers just in case.