One Game Losing Streak Snapped

Tinker here, writing in abstentia (proud Dad attended daughter's "White Coat Ceremony" at Pitt Med School). From telephone reports from teammates present, it looks as though Greenbelt felt the wrath of bruised egos. Congrats to all the "Blues" who participated! My only question: is Right Field truly the wilderness as Evers previously reported, as I understand we dispatched the Reverend Mr. Pugh to the outpost today? And what's the story with having to deploy FIVE outfielders to counter the opposition's shortstop? Wednesday is team picture day, so I have been advised that baths, shaving and laundry are recommended. One to tie the record and two to surpass it for most wins. GO BLUE!!!!! And, as a reminder, wear Blue shirt on Wednesday.